venti day!! 🎶
may he allow himself a moment of weakness, in honour of a lost friend
tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with
funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store
*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap
*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap